The problem with Robaxacet?

I've come to a conclusion why Robaxacet isn't doing much for me.

It's because I'm not made out of wood like the characters on these TV commercials are. That's why my back isn't getting much better even while I'm freeloading on Robaxacet pills...

So if you wake up one morning and discover that I'm now made out of wood (note, I didn't say 'morning wood'), you'll know of the power of dreams to make things happen.